Nov 15, 2012

Pinoy Henyo


Christmas is just 41 days away so I guess we are all preparing (or for some like me, dreading) the Christmas parties, especially the presentations and games.  Of course, since Pinoy Henyo is now the pambansang laro ng Pilipinas, here is a funny one from our forwarded emails department:

Dalawang ngongo sa PINOY HENYO:
Ngongo #1: Nao ma to?
Ngongo #2: Hine!
Ngongo #1: Lungar?
Ngongo #2: Hine!
Ngongo #1: Mangay?
Ngongo #2: Mene!
Ngongo #1: Ngulay?
Ngongo #2: Hoho!
Ngongo #1: Ngulay? Hmmnn… manola?
Ngongo #2: Hinee!!!
Ngongo #1: Sinaw?
Ngongo #2: Hine! Hineee!!!
Ngongo #1: Nasa Mahay Umo ma to?
Ngongo #2: Wala! Ay! Hine!
Ngongo #1: Ngulay nalaga, ha?
Ngongo #2: Hoho! Hoho!
Ngongo #1: Ngalamasa?
Ngongo #2: Hinee!!!
Ngongo #1: Ngulay nga? Ngirap ngaman! Hmmnn… wala sa Mahay Ngumo? Amone?
Ngongo #2: Hineee!!!!
Ngongo #1: Ngami?
Ngongo #2: Hineee!!!
Ngongo #1: Ngang­ngong?
Ngongo #2: Hinee! Hineee!!!
Ngongo #1: Hanuuu?! Ahmm… metchay?
Ngongo #2: Hinee nga!!! Nuh ma yan?!
(Krrnggg!!! Time’s up! Ang sagot: DILAW)
Ngongo #1: Ngaasar naman! Sami mo, ngulay?
Ngongo #2: Hoho nga! Ngulay! NGULAY NILAW! Ang momo-momo mo! Momo!

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