May 30, 2009

Aling Dionisia Text Jokes

Because she is now famous and has been in the news lately, Aling Dionisia Jokes are now doing the rounds of the cellphone networks.  This is the first one I have received so far, and it really made my day:

Sa isang sosyalerang salon:

Gretchen: "I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lots of keratin extracts."
Aling Dionisia: "I want my hair dyed gold, curl i to the fullest level then implant one diamond at the tip of every strand.:

Taob ang La Greta!


  1. wtv...its not funny at all, u know!!!!

  2. i like it muawh

  3. dionisia ng english ng straight... wtf! imposible!

  4. @gothic yun yung joke

  5. Knockout talaga ang lahat kay Mommy Dionisia!
    BOY ABUNDA: “Aling Dionisia, ano ang diferens ng Photo Copy at Fax?”
    ALING DIONISIA: “Ang puto-kapi ay por brekpast. Ang faks…Ayyyy! Hahaha…hihihi… kwan yan… Bastos ka talagang bayot ka! … Basta apter dener yan!"

    Made me laugh! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

  6. hahahaha! bayot gd!